T Shirts, Tunes, Tattoos n' Hairdos
Hold onto your butts, this incredibly comfy t shirt is astoundingly versatile! It can be a pillow case! An oversized handkerchief! Out of clean underwear? Stick your legs through the armholes, cinch up the back, and you're good to go for another six weeks! You can soak it in kerosene, tie it round a stick, and use it as a torch to keep the snakes at bay if some Nazi's ever throw you into an ancient Egyptian tomb!
Heals tattoos and cures beard itch! I've been developing and using this stuff on myself for years, until a friend put in my ear that I should sell it. It's made from all natural sunflower wax, plant butters, and oils. It's vegan friendly, no chemicals, no added scents, no animal testing aside from myself! For a fresh tattoo, apply a THIN layer one to three times daily. For beard balm, rub a small amount directly onto the skin under your facial hair then work it through the length of your beard.