T Shirts, Tunes, Tattoos n' Hairdos

Dog and Coffin T Shirt
  • Dog and Coffin T Shirt
  • Dog and Coffin T Shirt
  • Dog and Coffin T Shirt
  • Dog and Coffin T Shirt

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£20.00

This is so much more than just a shirt. It can be rolled up for a Rambo bandana. It can be a toilet seat cover. A wash cloth. The sky's the limit! Feel free to rip the sleeves off and show off your farmer's tan. E-I-E-I-Ohhhhh!

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The Strongest Stuff Shirt
  • The Strongest Stuff Shirt
  • The Strongest Stuff Shirt
  • The Strongest Stuff Shirt
  • The Strongest Stuff Shirt
  • The Strongest Stuff Shirt

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£20.00

Hold onto your butts, this incredibly comfy t shirt is astoundingly versatile! It can be a pillow case! An oversized handkerchief! Out of clean underwear? Stick your legs through the armholes, cinch up the back, and you're good to go for another six weeks! You can soak it in kerosene, tie it round a stick, and use it as a torch to keep the snakes at bay if some Nazi's ever throw you into an ancient Egyptian tomb!

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Every Kind Of Dog: CD
  • Every Kind Of Dog: CD
  • Every Kind Of Dog: CD

Every Kind Of Dog: CD

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£7.00

You can listen to it in your car or tie a piece of fishing line to it and hang it in the rafters of your barn to keep the birds from nesting and pooping all over your hay bales. Comes with a free download of the album.

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Tattoo Aftercare/Beard Balm
  • Tattoo Aftercare/Beard Balm
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£10.00

Heals tattoos and cures beard itch! I've been developing and using this stuff on myself for years. It's made from all natural beeswax, plant butters, and oils. No chemicals, no added scents, no animal testing aside from myself! For a fresh tattoo, apply a THIN layer one to three times daily. For beard balm, rub a small amount directly onto the skin under your facial hair then work it through the length of your beard.

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